«Bed Intruder» lyrics
Posted: August 21, 2010 Filed under: Memes, Strange stuff | Tags: antoine dodson, bed intruder, bed intruder lyrics, lyrics, meme, memes Leave a comment »Original video: Youtube
Music by: Gregory Brothers
Words by: Antoine Dodson
«Bed Intruder» lyrics
Well…
Obviously we have a rapist in Linkin Park
He’s climbing your windows
Snatchin’ yo’ people up
Tryin’a to rape ‘em, so y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
‘cos they’re rapin’ errbody out here
You don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin’ for you
we gon’ find you
we gon’ find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy
we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb – for real
the man got away leaving behind evidence
i was attacked by some idiot in the project
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, soooo
He’s climbing your windows
Snatchin’ yo’ people up
Tryin’a to rape ‘em
So y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
‘cos they’re rapin’ errbody out here
You don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin’ for you
we gon’ find you
we gon’ find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy
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Top 15 Things We’ll Tell Our Grandkids
Posted: November 8, 2009 Filed under: Innovation, Strange stuff | Tags: future, grandkids, predicition, predictions 2 Comments »
1. Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters.
2. There used to be so much snow up here, you could strap a board to your feet and slide all the way down.
3. Televised contents gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head.
4. Well, the screens were bigger, but they only showed movies at certain times of day.
5. We all had one, but nobody actually used it. Come to think of it, I bet my Linkedin profile is still out there on the Web somewhere.
6. 
7. Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.
8. You used to keep files right on your computer, and you had to go back to that same computer to access them!
9. Is that the new iPhone 27G? Does it have multitasking yet?
10. I just can’t get used to this darn vat-grown steak. Texture ain’t right.
11. Radio? It was a one-man version of Spotify.
12. We used to chop down trees and write yesterday’s news on them. Luckily, that was banned just before you were born.
13. I for one welcomed our new alien overlords.
14. Your grandma and me met a bar. It was a kind of “Second Life beta”, but with actual liquid drinks and smelly people.
15. Back in my day, “Skynet” was still known as “Google”.
First 10 entries courtesy of Wired magazine, Oct. 2009.
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Congo sues Norway for $500 BILLION dollars!
Posted: August 27, 2009 Filed under: Strange stuff | Tags: congo, foreign affairs, law, money, norway 120 Comments »In the Republic of Congo, a surreal scenario is playing out: Two Norwegian citizens, Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French, have been jailed, apparently due to involvement in a murderscene in which an innocent cabdriver was killed. The Republic of Congo claims the Norwegians killed the driver over a money dispute – the Norwegians claims they were nothing more than witnesses to the crime, perpetrated by unknown gunmen in the middle of the jungle.
In any event, the Republic of Congo is furious – and claims that the killing represents an attack on «the body and soul of Congo itself». And what does Congo think would be a good compenstation for such a hideous crime against the Conglonese people? According to the State Attorney of the Republic of Congo, a mere $500 BILLION dollars will suffice.
Norwegian media is present at the military tribunal hearings, and reports that the demand was put forth today. The Conglonese State Attorney insists that the two backpackers are undercover Norwegian agents, backing up this brash claim by pointing out that the two Norwegians were in fact equipped with – gasp! – Norwegian drivers licenses at the time of their arrest. As such – Congo claims – the state of Norway is morally and economically responsible for any and all wrong-doings their citizens do abroad.
Even though Norway is one of the richest countries in the world, enjoying the second highest GDP per-capita (after Luxembourg), even Disney’s Scrooge McDuck would have a hard time settling a $500 billion dollar debt. If Congo wins forth in their own military tribunal, God help Norway.
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